Overindulgence

A man this Christmas

Ate so much stuffing

When he went for a walk

He was huffing and puffing

A man this Christmas

Ate brandy pears

And as a result

Couldn’t get up the stairs

A man this Christmas

Ate so many buns

That at night he got

An attack of the runs

A man this Christmas

Drank so much wine

He fell and rolled

Down a steep incline

A man this Christmas

Ate so many sweets

He ended up sending

Some embarrassing tweets

A man this Christmas

And his mistletoe kisses

Got him deeply in trouble

With an unhappy Mrs

A man this Christmas

And his overindulgence

Did radiate out

With extreme refulgence